My Genetic Widow

Life of a Spawn - Colleen

2008-11-30T16:44:00.002-06:00

Colleen's Life

*side note:Bill was created by my husband. I thought it would be fun to see these genes with a Widow Spawn genes*

Bill

Bill's purpose in the hood was to get a Plant Sim Butler....therefore the huge garden.

There we are...a Plant Sim Butler

Bill again *snicker*

Colleen

Wouldn't that hurt your neck???

Bertford is part alien, I don't know why he didn't get the skintone.

Not sure what to say....

These two are still kids.

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Life of a Spawn - Bendi

2008-11-30T16:37:00.003-06:00

Bendi's Tale

Why is Bendi's boyfriend mad? Here is why.

Bendi ad Sam raised dogs.

Sarah decides the dog's bed is great.

Got to love this picture. Bendi is tryng to impress the headmaster and her sister rolls her eyes. *snicker*

Sarah is a teen.

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Life of a Spawn - Kenner

2008-11-30T16:30:00.004-06:00

Just a look at Kenny's life after the house.

Kenner met Lilly. He met some other interesting charcters also.

Family at the wedding

Just the children eating

The happy couple

Aunt Penny comes home on the bus and Aunt Bendi visits.

This is the end of the peak into their lives.

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Let's Fly A Kite

2008-11-30T15:57:00.006-06:00

Cutie James is now a toddler.

Just another day at the Widoe house. Children are dancing!

Where is the father?

Don't you mean fathers? My children have more than one dad, that isn't bad...is it? I can afford your school.

Father Paul comes back to check on his girls.

Oh looky, a new boyfriend.

Chandler is his name. He said he loves kids.

To have and to hold....

*sigh*

Shelby, you are shocking even Geeves! Poor guy doesn't know how much he earns that paycheck.

ANOTHER SET OF TWINS! *head hits desk*

At least these two are doing ok.

Nikell moves on up to teenhood and Uni. Sorry hun, you got to go.

*covers eyes* I don't see you!

Chandler convinced me to get these solar panels. Now the light company pays me!

Shelby, it is nice that you save that money, but Chandler must go! Look at the household! Getting crowded.

Oh, oh, oh!

Let's go fly a kite!

Up to the highest height!

Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring!

Up through the atmosphere,

Up where the air is clear...

Oh, let's go fly a kite!

Chandler, that isn't a happy kite....

OWWWW!!!! OWWWW!!!!

NOOOOTTTT GGGOOOODDDD!!!

OWWWWW!

*sometimes is takes 2 kites....snicker*

FIRE!! FIRE!!! *snicker* Chandler is on fire!!

RIP: Chandler Widow

Cause of Death: Electrocution/Fire

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Revenge of the Mouth

2008-11-30T15:39:00.005-06:00

Our dear Shelby has her hands full now.

Your fault, all your fault. I just wanted to woo-hoo them, but noooo, you FORCE me to marry them and have a kid.

Nikell grew into a child. Man, he has your looks.

Nerold grew into a teen and gets out of dodge quickly.

Oh look, it is Glen with Piper.

Why don't you like Glen??

Maxis Mouth Shelby...

Glen again with Penny.

Why must I do everything around here? These are Shelby's kids.

You should have thought about that before you moved in with her.

Can we kill him now?

Hush! I'm teaching Penny how to talk and I don't want her to say KILL as her first word.

Twins snuggling!!!

Marry me! Help raise my kids! Help pay my bills!

Penny as a child.

Piper as a child, don't know what happened to her picture.

You lost her picture? What gives? One job and you couldn't do that! HMMPH!

There is only one Maxis Mouth person here and it is me, Nicholas! You must die!

A-ha! I lived!

You sure about that??

RIP: Glen Widow

Cause of death: Scared (by Nicholas)

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Just A John

2008-11-30T15:15:00.007-06:00

Last time we saw our dear Shelby, she was alone with 2 children. Let's see how she is doing now.

Looks like you need some help around here Shelby.

You think??? Why in the world is there a werewolf holding Nikell?

He lives around here somewhere. He loves babies. Just ignore him and he will go away.

I see you hired a butler, let's call him Geeves since I don't know his name.

Yes, I did. He is very helpful around the house.

Oh look! You went to the well again. Who is this?

His name is John, just a John. LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Leave him alone? He seems to only care about the money...

Wrong, he loves me! He wants to help out with the kids.

Poor guy.

Nikell grew up to a toddler today.

I see you changed your looks some John.

Yep, I'm hungry now...where is the kitchen?

*whispers* This is what you do when that voice talks to you...hide your eyes sweetie. She'll go away.

For the ones of you who wondered if Paul got to Shelby before he died, here is your answer. Here are Penny & Piper!

Twins! What??? I didn't know she could have twins!

There is a lot she didn't tell you John....

Oh no, not already. What is up with his mouth?

His name is Glen. His mouth is just perfect too.

HELP! I can't swim when I am this tired....

Ummm, no. You need to move along John.

HHHHHHeeeeeeellllllllllpppppppppp!!!!

Rip: John Widow

Cause of Death: Drowned

Why are you crying? You hardly liked John.

But he helped me with the girls...

Life Of A Spawn - JoEllen

2008-11-10T12:31:00.003-06:00

This is JoEllen's Tale

Poor Stewie....

Stewie...I don't take too many pictures with these other houses...

Stough....

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Life Of A Spawn - Nolan

2008-11-10T12:21:00.003-06:00

This is Nolan's Story

(Not too many words needed)

Amy Jones the newspaper girl

One mean and two nice? Not too bad....

Nolan was abducted....

Amity as a child.

Amanda as a teen.

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Life Of A Spawn - Remi

2008-11-10T12:10:00.005-06:00

During breaks from Shelby, I come play her spawn...

This is Remi's Story

George purposes in the greenhouse.

First born, Greeson

Shelby walks up and into this house daily. Here she is with the twins.

Nicholas comes around also.

Greeson looks like his father. Where are the widow's genes? Let's see the twins...

Greeson as a teen. He really looks like his father....

Greeson is George the second...

You are definately a Widow...

More Widow genes here.

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Two For One

2008-11-10T11:22:00.008-06:00

Do you realize what husband/baby daddy we are at? We are at number 13!!!

Here we have Shelby purposing to Nicholas.

Why must I marry all of them?

Who are you? I don't think we have met you.

My name is Paul. You don't recognize me? I moved in here today.

Colleen's birthday...time to go visit your siblings who are at Uni.

BABY ALERT! Nikell is on the floor! HELLO!!!! Nicholas stop kissing her! You have had your kid! Baby duty! Shelby needs to work on her next spawn! Step away from Shelby!

You're no fun, you know that.

Go find Paul....

Just tonight's ghost patrol. I don't think I can recall a night where there were no ghosts...

Busted again.

Well, Nicholas was getting boring. I found Paul recently and he has mad life more exciting for me.

Being on the outs, Nicholas is now on sky duty. Does he see something? Nope, just that lovely new interaction of an EP. *sigh*

I do not like him! He needs to go!

Hey you! What is this? What have you done?

I don't know for sure if this is one of my makeovers or something the game put together.

What do you mean makeovers?

I was off playing your spawn and they have been changing the neighbors...*snicker*

Just a regular evening making friends....until the following:

The boys were off doing their nightly duty of Sky Watchers Inc. Here is what happened...

Oh, look!

What now? Did you see a shooting star or something? Did you find something new for some money? What is it this time???

*hand mouth* PAUL!!!!

*hand mouth again* NICHOLAS!!!

Ummm...both of them??

Well...ok then.

Just another day at the Widow house...

RIP: NICHOLAS WIDOW

RIP: PAUL the Townie

CAUSE OF DEATH: SATELLITE!!!

Being that was a little unexpected, there are now 3 in the house. Shelby needs a new man around...mainly so the ghosts will leave her family alone.

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Close Calls

2008-11-10T10:34:00.007-06:00

After Connor's long stay here, Nery was placed on the fast path leaving this house.

The grave was still being filled in and Shelby tied the knot again.

Why even bother? Isn't he due to die now since his child is already here?

Just marry him already.

And then she met Nicholas...

You say that like it is a bad thing or something.

Did you get a look at his nose? He is such a Maxis Sim...*sigh*

Barely a newlywed and already busted! That must be a record.

I leave her alone for a minute to take a shower and what does she do? Runs out to the well and wishes for another love!

Isn't that how she met you? At the well???

I did my time! Do you know how long Connor was here? FOREVER! Almost two FULL weeks! I want my turn!

ALERT: The following is from the mind of Nery:

He is already in her grasps! See his new love of the sandwiches? That is the first thing she does to us men!

I'll show her, cheat on me? Why I'll just fix everything around here. What is that new toy doing? Nothing! Eats those sandwiches!

How does all this stuff break daily? I bet he is still eating those sandwiches though. All he does...

Why must it always rain while I am in the hot tub? I just want a break from trying to make this place perfect for Shelby.

Where did that lightning come from? Why did it have to hit the hot tub? Do you know what he is doing? EATING THOSE SANDWICHES!

ARRGH!!! I swear if I see Shelby tinkering with this again...

Blasted ex-husband ghosts! Why are there so many graves here!

Dude, run from her! RUN!!! She is making me hungry...for sandwiches!

I only wanted some sandiwches!

My boy! He is such a handsome devil!

Neil's son, he hates those sandwiches.

Again with the broken stereo...who keeps breaking everything around here? I bet it is that Nicholas guy. See he left his dirty sandwich plate out!

FIRE!!!!

Dude...she is trying to kill me. Run while you have a chance!

Connor's daughter

My boy...once he leaves for Uni, I am out of here!

Blasted ghosts again...why don't they go after Shelby?

AARRGGGHHHH!!!!!

RIP: Nery Widow

Cause of Death: Scared by Abhijeet

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The Man Who Wouldn't Die

2008-11-10T09:25:00.007-06:00

This chapter is a tad long as our dear Connor refused to die...*sigh*

What is wrong Shelby?

You know what my problem is. I just lost another husband and I think I am pregnant...AGAIN.

Time for some Ghosts of Husbands Past:

When your basement is flooded, where does your hair go? Just a curious glitch that comes with it, I suppose.

Remi has grown into a child. She really was a fun toddler and is growing into her looks...she looks like her mom, I think.

As one leaves toddlerhood, another one jumps into it.

Why isn't Connor gone? Shouldn't I start looking for a new boyfriend?

The house is kind of full right now, we have to let your spawn grow up some.

Hey Connor! See anything neat in the sky yet? Anything at all? Look hard!

Life is good right now, yes? Baby on the way, what could be wrong?

Connor won't like this at all....

With baby Colleen sleeping, Connor and Shelby tied the knot.

Why did you rush us so?

With Colleen's birth, you need a new seed and Connor's job is done. Time to start working on baby #12.

Welcome Nery! Like the others, you have an interesting second aspiration.

Just a neighbor...

Why did you leave us? We were having fun and then *POOF* you are gone. Why must we visit you at other houses? Don't you like us anymore?

Hush Andrew, go play with your new friends...ok?

This here is why I love Remi. Her favorite topic of discussion with the dads. She tended to put them to sleep over it.

Saul grew into a teen....YEAH! His first hair was a not an option, so he chopped it off.

He had hair like his father, what is wrong with that?

What is the deal with the locals? Why are there werewolves everywhere? What are you doing at those other houses you visit?

They have other tasks to do. Don't worry about them.

After listening to Remi's nightly chats, Connor catches Shelby.

And I got my revenge for this slap, didn't I?

Another night, another ghost.

Between the cheating, ghosts, and being vaced...Connor is slowly losing his mind.

That is what he gets for slapping me. That'll teach him!

Then why do you want to be best friends with him??

Nolan is a child! *pay no attention to toddler Colleen sleeping in the background*

The niceness in this house is pretty humorous. We have nice and mean...

Being that Connor refuses to die, we have JoEllen's birthday now.

Connor has a new friend, the yellow bunny of happiness.

What is he looking for in the sky? He is out there nightly.

Ok, the house is haunted...who is eating at the table? Of course, it is you!

Shelby, is that how you get your spawn into private school? You talk about the most inappropriate things with the headmaster.

Whatever works...

Blasted Remi! She thinks she knows all about EVERYTHING!

Connor is still NOT dead and his child is now a child. I told you he lasted a long time. DIE ALREADY!

It is not like he isn't trying. I send him outside with Nery, like you said. Both just keep going and going...

Remi has also aged to teen now. The house is really getting empty here.

KILL HIM REMINGTON! Remi is off at Uni now, KILL HIM!!! *Sigh*

Nery, you are with your son, Nerold. What is that hair he has? Not too sure I like it now.

Another day, another breakdown. Don't you feel bad for Connor? He only has one friend at the house.

NO! He should be dead by now...

RIP: Connor Widow

Cause of Death: Old Age

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Another Day Another Death

2008-09-21T14:16:00.007-05:00

It's time to give you readers a tour of the upper level of the house.

Each of the now deceased husbands have a portrait and flowers they gave Shelby after a date. Let's just sit back and enjoy.

I don't remember why, but Benjamin only gave Shelby a card.

Oh how nice, Kennedy showed up for the tour also. The ghosts are very active here at the house.

Looks like Neil is trying another way to stick around. Vampirism anyone? Kennedy, of course, is trying to steal the picture by reenacting his death again.

A busy night with Joe out also. He is such a lovely shade of green, don't you think?

Another spawn! It's Nolan, Neil's son. I see that Neil's seed finally took hold.

STOP CALLING MY CHILDREN SPAWN!

Interestingly enough, Shelby is in bed with someone and Neil isn't upset. What is wrong with you Neil? Why aren't you upset?

As I told you before, this is just what I expected....

Oh, Professor Connor you sure have changed. Why are you here?

I went to pick up my Simagra from the drug store and who was there? This darling Shelby Widow, who needed help getting some of her kids in college. And who can resist a pretty lady? Not me....

Neil, where are you going? Why are your needs dropping? You should have known better than to stay out in the sunlight so long.

RIP: NEIL WIDOW

CAUSE OF DEATH: SUNLIGHT

JoEllen, aren't you upset?

Who me? Nope, just another day and another death at our house.

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Cooked Your Last Meal

2008-08-30T18:09:00.005-05:00

Samuel, the chef, has moved into the house and is ready to prepare the meals for our pregnant widow, Shelby.

I'm her personal chef, she needs to keep me around. I must feed her kids better. All they seem to eat are grilled cheese sandwiches.

Little Abby has joined the family. Abby is Shelby's 6th child. Only 14 more to go!

Do you have to keep reminding me that I am supposed to have that many spawn?

Brandon returns and seems to be hungry. Good thing we have the garden and fresh food or he would eat us out of house and home.

Hubba Hubba! Look at you Joe Carr!!

How dare you!!

Saul...um, I think your replacement has arrived.

Armond has become a teen. Happy Birthday Armond...time for you to move out! We need to keep you rotating out to make room for your siblings.

Aww Joe, your makeover looks good. Too bad you aren't destined to stay around here too long...

Hey little Abby is a toddler....

Samuel, what are you doing?

Can't you tell? My dear Shelby doesn't need my cooking...so I'm drinking this special water. I shall drink my heartache away.

Shelby's children...oops, Saul is Samuel's son. Somehow I don't have his birth picture.

RIP: Samuel Widow

Cause of Death: Old Age via elixer

Don't tell me what I can't do

2008-06-08T11:21:00.006-05:00

Back for another entry? Ok then....

Kennedy's son Kenner is now a teenager. Off to college for you.

Samuel's son, Saul, is growing up also. He has long hair like his father did.

Another day, another wedding, another spawn on the way.

Why do you still call them spawn? They are children.

Hello fireman Neil, why so the sad face?

I'm not too sure about this house. Have you seen the graves in the backyard? Shelby has a lot of children also, all from different dads. I heard that the graves are the dad's and now I think I've fallen for Shelby...plus I have a great urge to eat grilled cheese sandwiches.

Looks like another husband has busted you...oopsie.

How dare he tell me that I can't have a little fun with a man in uniform!

No Neil No! You can't be scared to death! You haven't fertilized Shelby yet! DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!!!

What are you doing outside Remington?

I thought she changed her ways. She promised me that she was done cheating. She said I was THE ONE...then I find her in bed with Neil. What gives?? So I'm outside until she changes her ways.

You will be outside for awhile Remington...

I'm starving for you Shelby! STARVING!!! I won't come in until you kick that fireman out of the house! I'm serious!

Remington protests have forced him to miss his daughter Remi's birthday. She is really a cutie.

Joe's daughter JoEllen celebrated her birthday. You can still see Remington on his protest chair outside.

He is just being silly, you know. All daddys are destined to die here.

I'M STILL STARVING OUT HERE SHELBY! STARVING!!!

RIP: Remington Widow

Cause of Death: Starved or ghost??

Not wasting anytime, Shelby gets married to Neil. The ghosts didn't get him before...

Because that's how it happened

2008-06-08T11:17:00.003-05:00

Well I see we have Benjamin around now. He was actually stuck in this spot for a few days.

Not wasting anytime, Shelby married Joe Carr.

How time flies, Bendi grew into a teenager. You can see Abby sleeping in the background. Bendi is a unique looking girl, who got a nice mix of her mom's genes.

Samuel's ghost returned also...maybe he wants that last drink.

Abby grew into a child. I think she won't be as lucky as Bendi...I see her mom's cheeks.

Here is our first good picture of toddler Saul....Shelby, are you pregnant again?

Don't remind me...

Oh, a new man! Parker Davison...too bad there was that glitch to where we couldn't call him.

Pizza guy Remington has joined the house. Welcome Remington!

Joe! What happened?

You tell me, Mrs Voice in the Sky! I was walking in the yard and next thing I knew I started coughing and then I was in a locked in this fence.

Oh...you are sickly, no comment on the fence...

Joe's daughter...JoEllen. Another baby picture missed.

Joe! Joe! Are you ok, Joe?

Gmmmbllleee

RIP: Joe Widow

Cause of death: Illness

Remington, what's wrong?

How did the fence appear? How did he get sick? How?

No concern of yours...it's just because that's how it happened...ok?

See ya in anotha' life, brotha'

2008-06-08T11:15:00.004-05:00

What are you doing now Shelby? Do you want to discuss it?

No, I'm busy teaching Kenner his nursey rhymes. You know he wants his father back...don't you?

Why are you marrying Abhijeet? I thought he was just a friend.

He is a friend with benefits. Now leave so we can finish this, I need his insurance with United Simurance for the baby.

Grumpy old fart keeps coming back to cheer about this bed...

I went to the wishing well and what came out? Samuel, the chef from Simtropic Island Resturant.

Too bad this isn't a legacy family, chefs were worth 2 points since they used to be hard to get....

Samuel, so you moved in?

Yep, had to make sure Shelby was eating healthy. She is pregnant you know and nutrition is something she needs to watch.

Shelby, friends with benefits don't get upset like that...

I thought he understood the rules, guess not.

I need to run, run away...as fast as I can

Please place the scissors on the ground...for the love of the llhama, place them down

Again, they don't listen to me...

RIP: Abhijeet Widow

Cause of Death: Ran with Scissors

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Razzle dazzle

2008-06-08T11:02:00.003-05:00

Let's go see where our Widow is...shall we?

Wasting no time at all, huh?

Hush! I need to do this quickly, we have birthdays coming up! The baby is asleep and Kennedy spotted the graves...

Happy Birthday Armond!

Why did no one celebrate my birthday?

What is wrong with that? No one has a party here after the toddler birthday. Ask your siblings, they will tell you.

Happy Birthday Bendi! You sure are a cutie...will you stay a cutie??

Hush! She is smart like her daddy Benjamin!

The family is venturing off on a hike together, how nice.

Kennedy, do you think you should be checking out your wife when Amin is around? It is his ghost, but he is a mean sim...

Who is this Shelby?

Abhijeet, he came home with me from work. He was in need of a place to live so I let him move in here for a bit.

Gladys, you look more and more like your mother everyday. Are you mean like her or are you nice?

Mean? Who said I was mean? Gladys does enjoy a good joke or two...

What happened now? Why is Kennedy upset?

Well, Abhijeet just wanted one little kiss and Kennedy got all bent out of shape over it. You would have thought he felt challenged or something by him. That night they watched the stars together, so he wasn't too upset over it.

Happy Birthday Bendi! You still have a cuteness about you.

And happy birthday Brandon.

What is wrong with our house? Why is the basement flooded???

Isn't it time some of you move out? We need more room for the future kids who wont notice such things.

Abhijeet, who is that??

This is Kennedy's son, Kenner. You should know that little tidbit.

Step away from the reindeer! Don't kiss it's nose!

Do they ever listen???

RIP: Kennedy Widow

Cause of Death: Kiss of death to a reindeer

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This means I'm out...

2008-06-08T10:54:00.006-05:00

Back again for another fun time with Shelby, my genetic widow.

Yes, my game glitched and Amin's flame lived on the family lot for some time. I don't think he was too happy moving along. Let's see how Shelby handled his passing.

SHELBY! What is this? Why are you getting married so quickly? Didn't Amin die last night? He barely has his ashes in the grave.

Shhh.... To have and to hold, for richer for poor, till DEATH do us part...

A-ha! Now I see why you were rushing Benjamin to the altar...you were pregnant.

Yes, I was pregnant yet AGAIN. No thanks to you. Who is this werewolf and why is he in my bedroom??

Umm, just a local townie that was bitten. His name excapes me right now. Where is Benjamin??

Benjamin, it seems was outside watching the skies like the previous husbands. I wonder if he will find anything of interest.

Another husband is slapping you? Why?

I just met the kindest most interesting man...and well, Benjamin came home at the wrong time.

Who is this?

He calls himself Kennedy, Kennedy Cox. He reminds me of Benjamin, with a different hair color. I was curious if other parts of him would be the same also.

BENJAMIN!!! Didn't I warn you to run? Didn't I? Didn't you see graves in the back yard? *sigh* Now look at your stats!

I see Gladys and Armond are enjoying the Karaoke machine

Daddy don't live here anymore(No no no more)

Daddy don't live here anymore...No more

Ok, I think we can just move along now.

I'm starving out here! STARVING!!! Did you not hear me?? STARVING!!

Benjamin? Are you ok? Benjamin? Hey It's Goopy coming around some more, he is one of our more frequent ghosts at this house.

Aww, it looks like Benjamin has moved along.

RIP : Benjamin Widow

Cause of Death: Fright (by Goopy)

Shelby, are you crying? You haven't cried over any of your previous husbands, why Benjamin???

Yeah, Shelby sweetie, why cry over him when you have got ME!!

Hush Kennedy...I'm not talking to you.

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Grumpy Old Fart

2008-05-31T16:46:00.004-05:00

Where is Amin, Shelby? Did he die?

Hush! I'm teaching Gladys a nusery rhyme! She really wants to learn one.

As you can see, Amin didn't die. So it was time to purpose to him...

Toddler Brandon has arrived! He doesn't have a lot of my genetics.

He got his FATHER'S NOSE!!

Benjamin Long moved in and was happy to discuss things other than learning.

Why Benjamin? I like having him in my families. Sorry Ben...

Oops, looks like Amin's Simagra prescription ran out. Did you marry him?

Nope, he is just a grumpy old fart like we agreed. You can kill him now...

Oh Joe Carr, it was so nice of you to wander past my house today...

RUN JOE RUN!

I see Amin's spawn is here. That must mean it is birthday time around here.

Happy Birthday To Me! Why isn't anyone celebrating MY birthday?

I did...your mom is busy on the phone, Ben is painting his portrait for upstairs, and Amin is outside watching clouds.

They warned me not to move in here. Did I listen? Hmmph! I should have never picked up the phone when she called. Don't you even start with me either...you are the reason I am old.

Life is so peaceful out here by myself...is it true Brandon drowned? Why? The ladders were there, how did he drown?

What do I look like? Slave Amin? Who is this bunny? Why is he bothering me? HMMPH!!

Hey Brandon, GET HIM BRANDON!! GET HIM!!

I have no friends! She gave someone else a rose! Why must I keep going into the hut tub during the rain? Why does it seem to rain for days here? Should have told her NO!

Gladys is going to be happy to see you! She is a little lonely since most visitors are adult men. Nice to see that nose of yours is still like your father's.

Armond grew into a toddler today. He seems to look a lot more like me than Amin.

I've noticed his looks. *snicker*

Why is Amin still here? He is constantly talking to someone who isn't there.

The grumpy old fart refuses to die, but that is about to change.

RIP Amin Sims

Cause Of Death:Fire!

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Smush Goes The Nose

2008-05-31T16:10:00.006-05:00

I just had the worst nightmare! I dreamed that my sweet Goopy was gone. Gone as in dead and not returning.

He is gone, he died in a freak hail storm. Brandon is now your husband...remember Brandon? I think you are carrying his spawn also.

If you didn't get a chance to look, here is Gladys. She got a lot of her looks from her mom. And you get another look at that nice nose of Brandon's. GAWD!

Again, you were wrong. Brandon here doesn't have his father's nose. He is so darling. Why did I name him the same as his father?

I had a sometimers moment and thought his dad's name was Brendon...oops.

NOT AGAIN!!

Yep, it looks like you are carrying another spawn. I wonder who the father is this time. I think we should share with our readers.

Grumpy old fart Amin Sims has joined the house. He is such a charmer to have around. He even has Simagra!!!

Can I just off him now? You are already pregnant, come on, he is just a pain..you keep on picking my favorite townies, don't ya?

I'M BACK!!!! And my bed is still here!!

Why is Brandon so upset with you? What did you do?

Nothing, at least to me it wasn't worth this response at all. You know what this makes me want to do?

GIMME!! GIMME!! GIMME!!

*snicker* Sorry Brandon, that was uncalled for. *snicker*

It wasn't my fault Goopy! It was all Brandon's fault!

Now you are trying to blame Brandon? Where is he?

That is why I was outside in the first place...

RIP:Brandon Widow Cause of Death:Drowned

What do you see Amin? What is it?

Goopy Moves On

2008-05-31T15:15:00.004-05:00

I see townie Marylena has come around to see you.

Why does he dislike you so? Are you the reason she is a werewolf?

That would be me, she came to the wrong wedding party. Hanna and her husband had a great werewolf wedding party.

How nice, Goopy changed his looks in time to die. How nice is that?

Hmmph, you keep saying he is going somewhere, but he is still here.

The way you spoke, I expected to have some deformed kid and here is Goopy's daughter Gladys and there is nothing wrong with her.

Nope, she looks great, huh? We will just wait... *snicker*

How dare you get upset with me! Your prescription of Simagra is out and I needed to release some stress. Brandon was more than happy to help!

Shelby, there are other ways to release your stress.

I thought Brandon was my friend! He betrayed me...how dare he do that with Shelby! Don't you dare talk to me either! You knew she would do this, you planned it all out.

Want a grilled cheese? I've been craving them lately since I moved in here.

It is hailing! Why would it hail during the winter? When did this little fence show up? Where is my Shelby? Why isn't she worried about me?

Could it be she is interested in someone else??

Who asked you? I told you not to talk to me!!

How sad, Goopy didn't die...at least not yet. I'll leave him there to see where Shelby ran off to.

I don't feel good, Brandon's grilled cheese must have been bad.

Ok, if you want to believe that you can. I tend to think you have another spawn coming. Maybe then you will see why I hate his nose.

RIP Goopy Widow Cause of Death: Freak Hail Storm

You wasted no time in getting remarried...

Gotta work fast when you have those fears of engagement, marriage, and kids.

ARRGH!! Are you trying to kill me now also??

Oops, I hate when your aspiration takes a marriage fear hit and drops fast. While I take care of Shelby, want a peak at toddler Gladys?

Another Bite

2008-05-25T18:20:00.003-05:00

Looks like we returned in time to see that Goopy's seed took hold. That's great! I can't wait to see the spawn.

Why must you refer to my future children as spawn?

Alrighty then, time to take a few skills from poor old Goopy before he goes away...

He had some extra skills that I can use, I don't see a problem with that. You aren't going to harm my sweet Goopy, are you? He adores me.

GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!

Be careful not to take too many of his cooking points...he loves his grilled cheese sandwiches. I hope you don't upset him too much, he still has to earn that elder paycheck.

I always make it up to him afterwards. How could he stay mad at me??

Professor Korey, you need to stop talking with Shelby right now. You are only here since Benjamin brought you over. You are another one of those off limit men. Shelby you must turn your head the other way and talk to Benjamin.

But Benjamin doesn't talk about woo-hoo with me, Korey does. I enjoy that topic more than talking about learning. Who needs to learn? Not me, I don't even have a job.

Maybe you need to work on Benjamin some and he will discuss what you want. You need some more money, with that spawn on the way you still need to decorate.

Brandon, oh how I've missed you...
GAWD!!! Have you seen his nose? What will your spawn look like?

Do you think he would like to move in with Goopy and I?

Didn't you just give a rose to Brandon?

Hush! I am working on my future right now.

Doesn't Kennedy look like someone else? Just change that hair color a little...

Oh great, Brandon has moved into the house. Ever take a good look at his side nose profile??

Leave Brandon alone! He brought me a piano and fish tank.

Plus his money gave me enough money to build a nice little greenhouse on my property.

Maybe soon you will pop out the Goopy Spawn and we can see the effects of your genetics.

Next Entry

A nibble

2008-05-25T18:00:00.006-05:00

Welcome to my version of the Black Widow Challenge. As most may know, I love watching the genetics aspect of the game. I would like to introduce you to Shelby Widow. From the front, her looks aren't too bad at all and then you can see from the side she has an interesting nose.

Here are her likes and dislike, it won't be hard to find her some mates...

MATES??? Is that what you think of my dear loves? It isn't MY fault that something kept happening to them and they weren't meant to live on this world that long, is it?

It wasn't your fault with the first couple Shelby, but after awhile you would think you would have gotten the idea that something was up...

NOT MY FAULT!! It isn't my fault that I want to woo-hoo with 20 different loves is it? It wasn't my idea to have me marry most of them and have their spawn, is it?

I just wanted to see what the genetics look like, haha, but we are getting ahead of ourselves here, let's start at the beginning...

On my first day in town, I went downtown to buy a cell phone and here I am meeting Amin Sims. He sure is a grumpy old fart...you would have thought he would love to chat with me, but he just wanted to argue.

Shelby, it isn't you...Amin here is just a little wary of strangers considering what has happened to him in the past.

**Editor's note: You can see this is a hood I've already played in.**

In the same afternoon, I met this handsome man...Goopy. We really hit it off.

Why would it have to be Goopy? ARRGH!!! You should know I hardly ever play with Goopy... *sprays Goopy-off on keyboard*

I will just ignore what you have to say about Goopy since he adores me. We really hit it off and went on an outting with some of his friends.

I see you didn't mention that you almost passed out and got him beaten up by a grumpy lady.

After a day here, lets see where you stand with the locals. I see you have friendships starting out. Then are are the off limit men...

Why are they off limits?

B & D are leftovers from my NPC Challenge. A & C are TSR sims, they can only be your friends...nothing more or less.

Don't you think it is time for you to actually get moving along with my experiment? Your house isn't anything grand or fancy.

There is a woman in my house! Who is she? Why is she there?

She followed you home after your outting with Goopy...she is another local who is made at me for turning her into an elder.

No time like the present then, let's move Goopy in!

You are aware that you don't really want him there, aren't you? I really wonder about you somedays, you are interested in Brandon Lilliard? GAWD...you sure are going to have some interesting spawn, aren't you?

It isn't my idea to have the kids...that is yours. I just want to have some fun with them.

You are really serious about Goopy huh? It's sad considering what will have to happen to him...

What do you plan on doing to him?

Nothing really....don't worry about it. Just enjoy your time with Goopy.

Dear Goopy came with some money and with it, I had a pool put in the backyard and a basement added to the house.

You sure wasted no time in jumping into the bed, did you?