This chapter is a tad long as our dear Connor refused to die...*sigh*
What is wrong Shelby?
You know what my problem is. I just lost another husband and I think I am pregnant...AGAIN.
Time for some Ghosts of Husbands Past:
When your basement is flooded, where does your hair go? Just a curious glitch that comes with it, I suppose.
Remi has grown into a child. She really was a fun toddler and is growing into her looks...she looks like her mom, I think.
As one leaves toddlerhood, another one jumps into it.
Why isn't Connor gone? Shouldn't I start looking for a new boyfriend?
The house is kind of full right now, we have to let your spawn grow up some.
Hey Connor! See anything neat in the sky yet? Anything at all? Look hard!
Life is good right now, yes? Baby on the way, what could be wrong?
Connor won't like this at all....
With baby Colleen sleeping, Connor and Shelby tied the knot.
Why did you rush us so?
With Colleen's birth, you need a new seed and Connor's job is done. Time to start working on baby #12.
Just a neighbor...
Why did you leave us? We were having fun and then *POOF* you are gone. Why must we visit you at other houses? Don't you like us anymore?
Hush Andrew, go play with your new friends...ok?
This here is why I love Remi. Her favorite topic of discussion with the dads. She tended to put them to sleep over it.
Saul grew into a teen....YEAH! His first hair was a not an option, so he chopped it off.
He had hair like his father, what is wrong with that?
What is the deal with the locals? Why are there werewolves everywhere? What are you doing at those other houses you visit?
They have other tasks to do. Don't worry about them.
After listening to Remi's nightly chats, Connor catches Shelby.
Another night, another ghost.
Between the cheating, ghosts, and being vaced...Connor is slowly losing his mind.
That is what he gets for slapping me. That'll teach him!
Nolan is a child! *pay no attention to toddler Colleen sleeping in the background*
The niceness in this house is pretty humorous. We have nice and mean...
Being that Connor refuses to die, we have JoEllen's birthday now.
Connor has a new friend, the yellow bunny of happiness.
Shelby, is that how you get your spawn into private school? You talk about the most inappropriate things with the headmaster.
Whatever works...
Blasted Remi! She thinks she knows all about EVERYTHING!
Connor is still NOT dead and his child is now a child. I told you he lasted a long time. DIE ALREADY!
It is not like he isn't trying. I send him outside with Nery, like you said. Both just keep going and going...
Remi has also aged to teen now. The house is really getting empty here.
Nery, you are with your son, Nerold. What is that hair he has? Not too sure I like it now.
Another day, another breakdown. Don't you feel bad for Connor? He only has one friend at the house.
NO! He should be dead by now...
RIP: Connor Widow
Cause of Death: Old Age
3 comments:
hehehe No hair under water??? lol
Yes, Remi definetly looks like Shelby!
Dang....Connor are you STILL around??? Don't the satellites like you?
Hey wishing well loves! Alright Shelby...don't take long to meet men that way!
Andrew Trembel? Which TSR challenge is he from?
OOhhh...Remi is trying to stir up trouble. What a gossip!
Saul ain't bad lookin..! heh
Oh LOVE the Random Townie Werewolf!!!!!
Poor Connor..you are so abused...why don't you just put yourself out of misery shoot yourself? No wait..you can't do that..what would your friend the Bunny do without you?
Nery and Nerold. Aright! Like daddy like son..looky at that nose!
Finally you are gone Connor...
RIP. ;)
golly that really is a lot of werewolves in your town hehe
holy boop, die already Connor .. doesnt he know he's throwing off your timing? sheesh how inconciderate of him.
Gosh and Nery meets his own spawn. Now you know things are off if he's able to bond with his own child!
FINALLY! omg .. old age.. its about dang time.
your kids are definitely interesting lol
He died of OLD AGE?! *ROTFLMAO*
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